Forwarded from Unknown Number
By Khayelihle Benghu
Dear John,
We regret to inform you that your girlfriend has been reassigned. The Department of Minor Prophecies requires her services for small, preventable disasters: misread omens, spilled salt escalations, Tuesdays. She accepted immediately, citing your consistent refusal to notice signs. This letter qualifies as one.
After midnight she will forget your face and retain only symbols. Should you encounter her on public transport, do not wave. The universe dislikes paradoxes before coffee. Compensation includes one coupon for closure (expired yesterday). Thank you for your temporary attachment.
Officially,
Administration
Khayelihle Benghu resides in Johannesburg, South Africa. She has been writing since 2008, and besides writing, she has a passion for photography, mainly nature.
Absurd and delightful!